Today, my husband shaved off all of his facial hair. He now looks...

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By hillbilly74 - 27/10/2017 07:24 - United States - Kenova

Today, my husband shaved off all of his facial hair. He now looks exactly like my father in law who lives with us. I have never been so turned off! FML

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