Kids: Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

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By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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ceecee794 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:05

you really needed to impress a three year old?

ArtsySwag 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

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ceecee794 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:05

you really needed to impress a three year old?

zach055 23

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:48

I'm sick and tired of all the girls complaining that they don't have boyfriends and all the boys complaining that they don't have girlfriends. There are slot of single people in the world, so just get together. (I'm a single guy so all the girls who say they don't have boyfriends could be going out with me right now!)

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 13 May 2010 4:21

but yet you now post this on fml for all to see, making you look wayy more pathetic

ArtsySwag 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

Jaywin 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:07

I agree with #1. Why do you value a child's opinion so much? Also, being single when you're 20 isn't pathetic at all you should be out having fun and not tied down.

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:11

Alternatively, you could have said you don't have one and explained to the kid that you don't have to have a significant other to be happy if she asked why. Way to help enforce society's beliefs that anyone who isn't in a relationship isn't a complete or happy person. And how are you so insecure that you care what a 3-year-old thinks?

ItecKid 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:12

Your life is ******, but not because you lied to a three year old. (Well, yeah, it is, but read on.) Your life is MORE ****** because you think there is something wrong with being 20 and single.

jenMalfoy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:12

Hey! I'm 21 and single.

chroniclurker 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:13

Being 20 and single is absolutely fine (I'm 19 and single and loving every minute of it). You're just starting off in life; a boyfriend would probably only slow you down as you pursue your dreams, especially if you're in college. Remember--you'll be all the more attractive when you start looking to date in earnest if you took the time out to establish your public life and career.