Weird

By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 09:19 - United States

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Today, I met a close friend of my husband's for the first time. She told me it was amazing that I agreed to be in an open marriage, and asked if sex was weird knowing he'd slept with other women. No, the sex wasn't weird, because we're not in an open marriage. FML
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bdfortin 0

The marriage is so open you can just walk right out.

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darkmis1 17

Well now it's most likely not a marriage at all.

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LeStab 4

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xARxSold1er 0

damn, bitch you being played! learn to suck **** better.

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bdfortin 0

The marriage is so open you can just walk right out.

346 4
IDigSmartLadies 0

Are you a goer? Know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Say no more!

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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

just dump the bastard, take the kids and ask for alliments. for the best result- ask just enough money, so he can only buy food and pay the bills for the amount that's left.

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darkmis1 17

Well now it's most likely not a marriage at all.

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chickyblue 0

Men are pigs who will say ANYTHING to get laid.

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perdix 29

Oh, chickyblue, your silhouette is so HOT! ;) ;) ;) :P

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rightonlooser 0

ew chicky is a dyke or just too ugly to get any

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EbonyGoddess 0

how is she a faliure jusx cuz she couldnt please him? hes a ******* tard for doing that to her nd should never have married the pig

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ragsy 7

Maybe you aren't, but your husband clearly is.

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