Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When...

By iheartkanye - 30/06/2019 20:01

Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When she came to "fuck", I told her never to say that word again because it was bad. She ran around the house screaming it. I'm in trouble for being "a bad influence." FML

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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

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By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 19:43 - United States - Nutley

Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Monday 1 July 2019 1:47

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say '****' ****'s just a word and it's all ****** up Like a ****** up punk with a ****** up mouth..."

Charlie Given 26

Monday 1 July 2019 0:23

lol it's just part of the fun of being a older sibling, just teach her the words like fruck and shhh-it or mother frucker lol

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 1 July 2019 0:23

lol it's just part of the fun of being a older sibling, just teach her the words like fruck and shhh-it or mother frucker lol

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 1 July 2019 1:47

"Ain't it a shame that you can't say '****' ****'s just a word and it's all ****** up Like a ****** up punk with a ****** up mouth..."

Jon Artz 11

Monday 1 July 2019 3:33

They'll learn it anyways. Ive never understood why people care so much, seeing at its a normal word these days.

raven_of_azarath 34

Monday 1 July 2019 4:16

Honestly, “bad” words just don’t make sense anyway. Like, who decides them? Why are the chosen? What’s even the point?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 6 July 2019 3:58

Religious crazies, because they don't like the sharp, aggressive tone of the words. And then they became extra offensive when they evolved into words like "************". Plus, "****" is considered offensive and demeaning to women, so most people who hate swearing tend to want it to stop before kids learn it exists.