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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
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hippodankamus 22

Watch her grow up to be the greatest rapper of all time

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MrSassypants 32

#6 I guess number one didn't have time to rhyme.

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thief1434 23

Don't worry, that shit is gonna be a hit!

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mif_fml 27

No, it's a crime that he taught her such a shitty rhyme.

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MrSassypants 32

But once it is all set and done, he doesn't give a shit buckle fuckle ton.

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cakefete2 30

And now, we are being showered with flowers for these lyrics of ours.

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Retaheki 27

Can I join with more flowers on this late hour?

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Becca_Bear_98 19

*deep sigh* Boyfriends. . .what can you do about it? xD

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mollyjynxjax 28

Well, technically, she could break up with him. Would be a bit of an overreaction, but it's something you could do

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quickit 24

#2 Um.. Maybe try getting one with some class?

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Ichiya 29

Killing him is a bit of an over reaction but, dumping him would be fine if he continues this behavior.

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njgohard 16

Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton . Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton.

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Sangue0608 26

Saying and typing a tongue twister are very different things.

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HairIsEverything 15

Honestly, after saying it 5 times fast it's not much of a tongue twister at all, just hilarious

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feven 32

He couldn't stick with cat and hat or rat or fat?

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hippodankamus 22

Watch her grow up to be the greatest rapper of all time

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cakefete2 30

I'm gonna let you finish, but OP's sister is the greatest rapper of all time.

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devildog562 33

I shouldn't have laughed at this. Try and explain to the kid that you can't say those things and move on. Put the boyfriend in time out.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I completely agree with 8, this is where discipline and consequences come into play. Explain that it's not appropriate to say, that the boyfriend was in the wrong for teaching it and hopefully she'll listen, if she doesn't and continues to say it than that's what time-outs are for. Good luck op!

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aamir251 18

Haha! Epic. Have you thought of how you are going to explain this to your mum?

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