Today my managers told us that corporate wants no social media...

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 14:48

Today my managers told us that corporate wants no social media reference that they haven't approved posted, and even listing where I work could get me terminated. Here's to going through ten years of post to purge the company name and logo. FML.

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