Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did...

By wtfseriously - 09/05/2011 17:22 - United States

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By sunitgir - 21/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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GrooveSponge 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:35

I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.

DaveDave7 3

Monday 9 May 2011 22:34

wow that's really lazy

Comments

fortgarrison 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:55

you should ask her to argue with herself for you, thats what i do

fisherb140 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 18:08

Pryor87 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:01

Lazy ass, thats not a argument since you lose to begin with

Mmmcharlotte 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:19

I think id resort to another food

hornyjello 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 20:11

wow u are a jackass

monnanon 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:59

OP you are a lazy ass and soon to be a malnourished one.

Misumi09 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:14

WOW . NOT EVEN ME .. :O lol

missydaniels 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 23:35

it's impossible to eat uncoiled rice.....

fthku 13

Wednesday 11 May 2011 1:58

You actually disgust me. Also, rice in the microwave? Almost just as lazy.

dinOrAwrsmiLe 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 2:00

why would you microwave rice?

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