Love, Religion and Jewelry: Deity business - FML

Deity business

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 23:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years donated his promise ring at the temple for it to be used to construct the idol's feet. The problem is that I made that ring for him from scratch and he didn’t even have it for 2 months. He was excited when he told me, and doesn’t understand why I’m upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 05:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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By 34_22_34 - 28/07/2010 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

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mechgineer 3

Monday 12 February 2024 4:52

cult?

idragosani 15

Monday 12 February 2024 16:48

What idol in what temple?

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mechgineer 3

Monday 12 February 2024 4:52

cult?

FluffythePink 21

Monday 12 February 2024 9:51

Your boyfriend is an idiot. I'd be reconsidering things before you come home one day and find out he's donated everything you have in the bank....

idragosani 15

Monday 12 February 2024 16:48

What idol in what temple?

Brightside86 30

Monday 12 February 2024 20:30

There's something poetic about crafting an idol of worship from treasured items of emotional significance.

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