Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Supportive parents

By Ih8homophobes - 02/12/2022 16:00

Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Alup132 22

Thursday 8 August 2019 22:36

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 9 August 2019 1:52

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

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Alup132 22

Thursday 8 August 2019 22:36

5 boxes? She must be really confident that you’re a straight woman who is gonna have LOTS of sex with dudes...

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Friday 9 August 2019 1:12

i know loads of lesbians who have sex with men once in a while and are adamant they're not bi

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Friday 9 August 2019 1:52

Better than how my mom reacted. She sent me to my room and said she never wanted to see my face again

Major_Haywire 7

Friday 9 August 2019 3:07

Maybe she thinks you wear the strap-on and thought she could save you some cleaning

Memnoc 26

Friday 9 August 2019 3:17

Yes, because I can't even begin to count how many unwanted strapon pregnancies happen every day!

Major_Haywire 7

Friday 9 August 2019 10:17

That’s how but plugs are born

RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 August 2019 4:12

Epic water balloon fight!

slowhandjp 16

Friday 9 August 2019 4:16

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't get pregnant.

mssileas 25

Friday 9 August 2019 7:44

Just say "thanks, that's maybe handy when I'm dating a trans girl!" and watch her head explode lmao

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 9 August 2019 17:31

Look at it this way: You've now got 5 boxes of condoms to sell to friends who might be too embarrassed to go to a store to buy them. Can you say "cha-ching!"?