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By anonymous - 31/07/2017 01:26 - United States - Ogden

Today, my mom randomly asked me what spit roasting is. I was shocked and too embarrassed to tell her what it means. When I asked her where she heard that she said she saw it in a book. WTF Mom! FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Away from the bedroom, spit-roasting is another way for one to prepare food (i.e. pig), so you might wanna go with that.

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Callyn 47

'Spit Roasting is when you take a dead animal, impale it on a metal rod and cook it over a fire.' There you go, the correct definition and the one that your mother read about in her book. The sex term is just derived from the much more common cooking method.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Away from the bedroom, spit-roasting is another way for one to prepare food (i.e. pig), so you might wanna go with that.

5 0
Callyn 47

'Spit Roasting is when you take a dead animal, impale it on a metal rod and cook it over a fire.' There you go, the correct definition and the one that your mother read about in her book. The sex term is just derived from the much more common cooking method.

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