By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
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apache316 6

"Man I am so drunk off my ass right now"

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calilovesneb 12

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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greeneye_fml 12

Get a DivaCup. They're great - you chnage them less often than tampons, save you money, eco-friendly and no risk of TSS.

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MissingNO123 7

I've seen enough 1000 ways to die to know that sticking anything soaked with alcohol into your anus will kill you.

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Chinman05 4

I heard that was true but I don't think (4 a guy atleast) it would be worth it.

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Alpha2121 0

Tell her pads are made from hemp

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sectorleader 2

Actually a real thing. Guys were doing it too. Does it work? No clue, but people seemed to be doing it regardless.

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daizttgg 9

A **** at my school did the same thing at homecoming. She got arrested :D she was stupid *****.

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simsgirlgem 25

Tell your mom that until you run out of Tampons you shouldn't be wasting money

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Luna349 5

that actually was happening, a lot, but your mom should trust you enough to know that you aren't one of the stupid people doing that.

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cwl727 32

It is true, people actually do that.

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mareehn 6

Here's to all the kids that are now going to try doing this after reading this.

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