Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty...

By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 067

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 797

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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You deserved it 373

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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You deserved it 113

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 009

You deserved it 52 120

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 436

You deserved it 22 388

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 787

Bitter

By superb12345 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 723

You deserved it 1 006

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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You deserved it 6 461

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

thao_fml 6

Friday 29 October 2010 8:32

Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.

Chickenfoot117 6

Friday 29 October 2010 8:33

So what? It means she cares about you.

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KiwiExchange 16

Friday 29 October 2010 9:14

Grow some! you're an adult now! fight your own fights, mama's boy!

luvzit 0

Friday 29 October 2010 14:29

it's a chick

kitties_fml 12

Friday 29 October 2010 9:17

well, that actually sounds pretty sweet of her. I'm going to say YDI for the following reasons: 1) being friends with your mom on facebook (this situation could have easily been avoided...) 2) being immature: a) you're 20-year-old who is embarrassed by her mother doing something publicly supportive for her. I mean, seriously, grow up. b) I don't think someone leaving a mean comment on your facebook status really constitutes a "fight."

MonkeyBusiness_fml 3

Friday 29 October 2010 9:25

24 - you're overanalyzing too much. Relax, you're right though.

kitties_fml 12

Friday 29 October 2010 10:01

oh sorry. i'm on adderall, can you tell?

DanZeMan 0

Friday 29 October 2010 11:20

what does YDI mean?

knibbsy 4

Friday 29 October 2010 12:03

60, it means Yellow Duck Insertion.

Doortje 29

Friday 29 October 2010 12:10

Your Dinner Invitation.

Arsonnist 3

Friday 29 October 2010 9:23

Well that's good. I'm sure a little girl starting fights would be terrified of your mom, while you having responded would only keep a pointless arguement going.

RebelHeart7 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:24

oh mothers, they are the best

MissLizWolf 8

Friday 29 October 2010 9:26

My mum goes in my facebook account, you wouldn't believe how angry I get, I think she might be on it now/: hmm,

Pro_Nothing 9

Friday 29 October 2010 9:26

I would've responded with, "stay outta my fights mom, i know how to handle my own sh*t"

RochelleGee 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:29

your lucky man, god bless your mum

sassysoprano 0

Friday 29 October 2010 9:30

Wow. Find something else to bitch about, because I'm pretty sure no one feels sorry for you--I sure as hell don't. Your mother obviously loves you and has your back. There are a hell of a lot of worse things she could do. If I were you, I'd stop bitching, apologize to your mom and then THANK her.