Drunk confession time

By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 18:01

Today, I'm cat sitting for some friends. Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch. I grabbed a bottle that I thought was the cheapest, I ended getting drunk on a $500 bottle. I’m going to have to fill it with a lesser brand. FML
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Justkidding100 41

shitty friend you are. how long do you even have to be there to cat sit? not long enough to drink a bottle of whiskey

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Ambrily 27

Or maybe you could stop stealing your friends' stuff.

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Plop 17

Right, because there's no way they'll be able to tell the difference....

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RichardPencil 30

No, you don't. Just bury the bottle in the litter box, and leave pamphlets for Cat AA laying around.

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Plop 17

That's a flawless plan. Especially since it's a well-known fact that cats love whiskey. After all, they have whiskers.

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Justkidding100 41

shitty friend you are. how long do you even have to be there to cat sit? not long enough to drink a bottle of whiskey

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Ambrily 27

Or maybe you could stop stealing your friends' stuff.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch." "I'm going to have to fill it with a lesser brand." Yeah... there's no way they'll possibly notice. Extra failure points if they own a distillery.

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TomeDr 24

OR you could be a grown up adult and repay them for the booze you stupidly drank.

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jc1015 25

I hope they see this somehow and that you don't get paid for your time on top of having to pay them back. **** their lives for having a thief and a liar as a friend

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Did you even have permission to raid their liquor cabinet? And if you didn't know what you were drinking, that could have been dangerous as well. YDI.

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