By vrossie_ - 08/09/2013 05:56 - United States

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML
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vrossie_ 15

Yea it was clever. I shared it to my Biology class and they all laughed.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

If she's your big sister, tell her that you were God's attempt to make up for the mistake he made when he created her ;)

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23Z9TZO 18

It's a joke. Get over it

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VancouverGuy89 9

Your sister is pretty funny as much as that sucked to hear can you blame her for the perfect timing its like you taking a perfect that's what she said opportunity you ain't gunna waste it

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TXfmylifer 10

You need to start planning how to ruin your sister's wedding asap.

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emsayres 5

my sister was born the same way. Except it was chocking her. She came out blue. The doctors said that if she was in there another 30 seconds, she would have died.

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nevershouttami 11

That's ****** up

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Dre27 20

You have a smartass sister, consider yourself lucky

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vrossie_ 15

Uh you would have to meet her. Then you would no longer consider myself lucky. haha

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