Health: Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to...

By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Liar Liar - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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Sharise21 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:56

That very same thing happened to a friend of mine Freshman year of H.S. I pointed out that one of our teachers looked to be pretty far along when I noticed her big belly and my friend (trying to suck up and be friendly) asked her when she was due...in front of the ENTIRE class. Turned out, she was never pregnant. Needless to say, it took my friend a while to get back in her good graces.

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:53

HAHA, that sucks. But thats more of FHL then yours.

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:53

HAHA, that sucks. But thats more of FHL then yours.

vollyball921 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 16:42

thts a common mistake it's not FML worthy

victoria4161993 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:58

hhaha that's mire for your mom not you

Gfrigo 1

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:52

F the fat girls life.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 27 October 2013 22:48

"Today, someone asked me how far along in my pregnancy I am. I'm not pregnant. FML"

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:58

This is why you never ask someone if they're pregnant or not.

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:14

ROFL at #1

Atmaster 3

Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:24

agree w/ 1 only how is their comment funny

Idonebeenhad 17

Monday 21 May 2012 19:27

rachelroller 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:01

I thought everyone knew not to ask that. Your mom probably lacks common sense.

StarFoxy2010 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:43

If you're unsure, don't say a word. =)

Sharise21 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 21:56

bigggie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:22

Not it problem long as u keep it head down

vooper 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:29

I'm pretty sure I heard the reverse FML for this. "oh sorry, I guess you're just fat'

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:07

omg... lol. that sux... FYL.

cupcake93_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:00

Ohhh man that must have been embarassing. I know people are saying that it's not the OP's problem, but still, when you're with someone and they say something like that, it reflects on you.