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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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By MegGRRRz - 28/11/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML

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By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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__coralbell 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:26

At least she cared enough to ask

KuronoEru 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 16:29

Ask her when did she get her old car.

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LadyKayDee 23

Monday 9 November 2015 13:07

I posted a similar fml about my mother asking me my birthday and it didn't get posted. Fml and yours too OP

Lars93 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 1:10

my mom rather had a stripper for her birthday than me at her party.

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 3:29

Does she think the car has a birthday as well? (As in the day she bought it, rather than the day it actually came off of the assembly line)...inanimate objects don't have birthdays, just in case she needs to know since she doesn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.

hollyanne27 9

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:10

God is great. beer is good, and people are crazy!

Random4ever22 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:45

Just remember. It's not you, it's alzheimer's

1739 8

Sunday 27 December 2015 23:19

Mom- buys present for car

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Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Year's break, she still hasn't finished up her Skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching YouTube videos with her cat. FML

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