Love: Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about... - FML

By Didn't want to hear that from you - 11/08/2017 10:46

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Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML

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Scoobz 2

Sunday 6 August 2017 2:33

OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!

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almost_there44 26

Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

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peterblackmer91 12

Tuesday 16 March 2021 4:30

Thats just gross. And why has she seen it?? I have a son and I haven't seen his since he was little. ewwww

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