By embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
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FlamingTacos 7

Sounds like she could go on Dance Moms

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littlekellilee 45

Maybe she should stop sticking her butt in your dancing.

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FlamingTacos 7

Sounds like she could go on Dance Moms

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gc327072 30

NO! Don't promote shit television! I'm still waiting for that one day that people get tired of reality shows...

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FlamingTacos 7

Sounds like she could go on Dance Moms

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samasara 20

Just go rub your butt in her face, and see if that's enough.

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laya_fml 26

That is actually an extremely creepy and disconcerting idea. I'm disturbed just thinking about a child sticking their butt in their mom's face.

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samasara 20

It probably would have been better for me to say stick... or nothing at all... I disgusted myself as well. Sorry everyone.

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ophel1a 7

i, for one, laughed like a devilish 6-year-old.

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pipinya 8

3 - why. What would that even accomplish..

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BrashlyHonest20 4

It would get some good laughs from some of the other dancers i'd imagine.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Well maybe you shouldnt stick your butt out~

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

I can see no one knows sarcasm

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LiterOfCola 16

NO 37! NO. The sarcasm symbol is "~," and they used it correctly. Their sarcasm was shitty but it was identifiable

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

True i got more enjoymet reading people argue over the sarcasm symbol than any comment

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charvisioku 22

...there's a sarcasm symbol? Why? If it needs a symbol, it can't be very good sarcasm.

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littlekellilee 45

Maybe she should stop sticking her butt in your dancing.

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Metallica36176 16

Exactly. I wouldve told her that if she thinks she can do better to get out there and proove it. She's probably just living through her daughter anyway because she could never do it.

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Ynasia 5

Jeez, I feel for you...my mom is like that too. They just don't seem to know etiquette or enjoy seeing you squirm :/

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

squirm is such a grotesque way to describe dancing for one's daughter. I for one would not enjoy watching my daughter squirm either. ewwwwwwieee

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Cbizzlez 10

Tell her to try it, if its like dance moms she weighs 400 pounds.

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disneydraeer 10

You're not supposed to stick your butt out in ballet. You're supposed to tuck your tailbone under. Your teacher should have corrected you. I'm not saying your mom was right, but she was right...

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Jennidoll 2

thank god someone else knows what they're talking about.

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disneydraeer 10

That's what years of RAD, Cecchetti, competitive dance and mean dance moms teaches you!

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chosha_fml 26

But she wasn't right to mightily embarrass her kid the whole class long.

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disneydraeer 10

I never said she was. However she was correct in the fact that she is not supposed to stick her bum out. It's incorrect posture and is very noticeable in ballet. Her ballet teacher should have told her. Although it is not her mother's job, her mother was correct. Atleast now she can apply that correction. It's better to hear it at the studio then to lose a part in a ballet or dance because no one said anything about her bad posture.

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maz95 17

I feel for you OP. Must be annoying having a parent act that way and not being able to do anything about it.

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