Kids: Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I...

By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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Running gag

By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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Forlorn420 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:54

Did you tag him back??

failureusername 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:58

That's when you throw your shoe at his face and yell "NO TAG BACKS!" D:

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:02

This is why Switzerland always loses at baseball in the Olympics.

starwind3438 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:36

Well I hope they are ready to lose at the upcoming one.

JayDeLaGhetto 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:05

Well that's the problem...you two were playing different games!

leogirl95 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:06

Oh, that's going to be a gorgeous bruise.

rightspark 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:17

Was that a wooden bat, and aluminum bat, or a plastic bat. If two out of those three choices are correct FYL.

saksxalmo 20

Tuesday 26 June 2012 4:55

Do they make bats that are both aluminum and wood...?

Byahhh 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:54

41 you aren't completely wrong. I use a composite bat in my league. It has qualities of both but it's not actually a mix of the two.

JustKittyKat 24

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:17

Barbecued child anyone?

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:25

I want the dark meat! Could we do fried chicken maybe too? Half fried half normal?

Megan98 18

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:18

I sure hope it was a Little Tikes baseball bat...

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:19

In Situations like this, it should be legal to punch kids in the face.

hockeyoceancity 13

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:31

From the looks of your profile picture it looks like you might want to do more then punch someone...

tim240_fml 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:55

I'd hate to play tag with her!

zebralover23 14

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:38

lovely kids now a days right?

dmarth 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 9:39

Zomg dont look now but there's a hamster on your shoulder!

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:41

The kid was just being smart. By injuring your competition, you'll always win the game! ;)

SimplyEerb 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 4:04

Seems the rules to tag have changed slightly...

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Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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