Animals: Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around...

By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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harviss12 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

What were u wearing then...

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:06

lawngerie...

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SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:12

Did you have it somewhere that the dog could get to it easily.?

littlegonzo 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 19:43

Lol, my dog does the same thing on occasion...

countrygirl1616 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 7:41

Train your dog. Be a better owner. Problem solved.

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:36

did your dog at least leave the crotch in them. when my dog was a pup i had to buy underwear constantly

Fruipit 4

Monday 2 January 2012 13:19

That happens to me too. All my underwear has holes in it

superchadley 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:38

You gotta be careful. Isn't that in the Bible somewhere? "Thou shalt honor thy last pair of undies"...or something like that.

superchadley 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 9:40

@#122 You need new undies...or a new dog...

badnewsbehrs 10

Wednesday 26 February 2014 17:19

Lol call ur mom for new underwear she wears the same size panties as you right?

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Monday 6 July 2015 2:11

Do some washing ffs then

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