Kids: Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2014 20:43 - United States - Tempe

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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grossn 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:52

At least he is consistent!

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:54

Did his get lost in the mail?

Comments

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:59

I wish it was that easy to get a dick if you're missing one.

shaww 28

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:03

Or a pair of balls

cumberbunny 17

Saturday 14 June 2014 20:00

Your profile picture looks a bit like Phil Lester :D

Enslaved 36

Saturday 14 June 2014 21:42

Hmmm-- Most girls might find they can get as many dicks as they would like. ;)

Mynamewontfi 40

Sunday 15 June 2014 2:04

#41 I had no idea who he was, so I looked him up. I can see the resemblance a little bit, especially the hair (it looks like we use the same kind of mop as hair :p)

cumberbunny 17

Sunday 15 June 2014 13:14

#73 *gasps* You...didn't know...who Phil is?

JayD12 3

Friday 20 June 2014 6:54

Are you missing one?

Mynamewontfi 40

Friday 20 June 2014 22:24

#99 Yep.

kelsorg 21

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:59

love how easy it is to convince children of anything. that's cute. f her life though.

ninad7 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:01

do they have customizable sizes???

andy594328 17

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:01

I'm still waiting for mine :-(

emily4040 18

Sunday 15 June 2014 0:09

The fact you're a guy...

kurodansei 16

Sunday 15 June 2014 9:39

Maybe he's gay. Now it all makes sense again.

thesmeagol 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:03

Its a dick in a box. Just hope timberlake delivers it for you.

iSativa 24

Saturday 14 June 2014 18:04

My sisters did the same thing to my except they convinced me that my penis would shrink into a ******. I told everyone in Denny's about it. Hilarious really.