Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was...

By im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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By Lea - 16/01/2012 20:18 - Denmark

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

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Melting

By Smoke Undetected - 13/10/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that our smoke detector doesn't work when my roommate turned on the wrong burner while trying to cook. Our air fryer was on said burner, and it started to melt. It sat there for who knows how long until I noticed smoke everywhere and went to investigate. We don't have an air fryer now. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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By justme - 09/02/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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Damned freshmen

By CRC - 23/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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shutupwinking 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:46

a bowl over the smoke detector prevents this from happening.

katie_6098 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:38

i wanted to sneak a toaster into my dorm but this is why i never did. my roommate had a panini maker though, we made grilled cheese with it haha

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vvtumblesbee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:20

lol i was wondering the same thing too, #9.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 25 December 2013 1:38

How in the actual **** are you agreeinh with #9?.. o.O

kody 0

Friday 27 February 2009 10:04

Fire guy....

shutupwinking 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:46

a bowl over the smoke detector prevents this from happening.

katie_6098 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 18:38

i wanted to sneak a toaster into my dorm but this is why i never did. my roommate had a panini maker though, we made grilled cheese with it haha

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:47

Yea those toaster overs are verrry tricky! - S.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:26

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that!

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:12

lol @ #3

BillieJ 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:57

One time in my dorm, the fire alarms when off at 7 am. I was still in bed, as was most of my hall. The culprit? Someone thought it would be a good idea to try to cook a poptart in the pizza cooker, and it caught fire. Idiots...