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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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By DepressedMama - 26/01/2022 12:00 - United States - Kula

Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML

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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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By put your money where your milkmakers are - 28/02/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I got pissed after my boyfriend tried mansplaining breastfeeding to me. I’ve nursed two children of my own, stocked and sustained two big freezers full, and still had leftovers to donate to preemies. He tried saying pumping "doesn’t increase supply" and that I just “got lucky” making so much. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 22:00

Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML

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Sierra_Rose_1 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

exil5 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:55

Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

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krs7g4 8

Monday 9 July 2012 22:46

And to think, you married that psychotic douche. Don't be surprised when he starts beating the hell out of you.

obeliks 4

Monday 9 July 2012 23:30

Only in Ameri.., wtf Norge??

StrangeDuckling 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:13

What I would tell him: A) Breast-Feeding helps prevent BreastCancer B) Breast-Feeding burns 600 Calories a day C) Breast-Feeding helps make the Baby smarter D) Breast-Feeding helps make the Baby healthier E) He was probably Breast-Fed, does he think of it as going to 3rd Base with his Mom?! EWWW! F) You were probably Breast-Fed, is he saying that you are Lesbian?! G) Why is he jealous of a BABY?!?! Etc... Sorry your Husband is so IGNORANT!!

8IamChris8 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:40

That really sucks!!

demcatsbro 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:58

"wah wah you should DIVORC EHIM HURR" - this is why you all are single and lonely

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 11:56

I'd ask him if he is getting enough sleep OP

lilmslady 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 15:19

I would have been like mutha ****** have you lost your mind?!

TimeUnspent 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:42

It's actually a common problem. Many men feel irrational jealousy at breast feeding. Just look it up.

noisebox 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:26

Sounds like you married and unfortunately reproduced with a retard....

ohmybobbert 16

Wednesday 11 July 2012 21:16

How pathetic is your husband? Does he not know the huge health benefits for your child for breast feeding? Doesn't he want the best for his child? I guess not.