Today, my period unexpectedly arrived. Not only that, but I woke... - FML

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By toomuchblood - 19/08/2017 06:04

Today, my period unexpectedly arrived. Not only that, but I woke up in the hospital to find my leg broken in two places after a night of heavy drinking, and for the next two days while I am in the hospital, my male nurse will be changing my tampons. FML

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