Miscellaneous: Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody... - FML

By AppoKing - 19/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

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AppoKing 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:27

In reference to everyone who wants to know how he teaches: He uses power points and is able to type, change slides, and use a laser pointer with his foot (I think only one leg is actually real). He teaches psychology and is an amazing teacher.

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videogame_loser 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:34

Not going to lie, I would've laughed

Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:41

You did the right thing. Everybody who didn't laugh are dry boring people. I bet the professor said it on purpose, and would have felt bad if nobody laughed at all! Go you!

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anonymous123123 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:53

You got 299 extremely serious students with you in that class. Gonna be a fun class indeed oO I would've laughed for sure, not too hard though.

cactaurfan90 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:35

i would have laughed

meowmoo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:30

hahahahaha! aw.

zimdelinvasor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:44

I laughed after reading the first sentence. Everyone else just sucks.

BryonyRogers 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:43

300 kids in a class? Still freaking funny FML though! Sounds like something i'd do! #79 i completely agree!

Blahp 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 4:37

Jerk. How would you like it if you were born without arms?

myneoangel 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:35

Hahahahahahahahaha! that's hilarious! i wonder how many times he's said that? lol

veliki 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:51

Good one!

Numba22 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:35

thats hilarious. and dude, i woulda laughed with you. that would have been just as funny if you didnt say the part about you being the only one laughing

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:36

That would've made me laugh too, the other kids are probly too dumb to notice the irony of the situation xP

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