Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate blamed me after her cat got shocked after... - FML

By idk0002 - 05/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Belleville

Today, my roommate blamed me after her cat got shocked after chewing through my phone charger cable. The same one my roommate stole to charge her tablet. Yet it's still somehow my fault. FML

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idk0002 13

Wednesday 6 January 2016 12:01

Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better

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moshpit11 8

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:22

You should feed her cat an entire bag of cat nip then lock it in her room

cheeeksss 29

Wednesday 6 January 2016 1:31

Love it when people can't take responsibility for their actions and blame everything on others.

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genshift 8

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:29

Your roommate sounds shocked. It's a shame the poor cat had to suffer through.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Monday 15 February 2016 14:53

I see what you did there......

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