By idk0002 - 05/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Belleville

Today, my roommate blamed me after her cat got shocked after chewing through my phone charger cable. The same one my roommate stole to charge her tablet. Yet it's still somehow my fault. FML
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idk0002 13

Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better

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moshpit11 8

You should feed her cat an entire bag of cat nip then lock it in her room

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cheeeksss 29

Love it when people can't take responsibility for their actions and blame everything on others.

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Halfass 8

I hope the cat mutated into a Pikachu.

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aislinn_skye 10

Pikachu's a rodent...

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countryb_cth 38

Shhhhh don't crush his dreams.

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MrGibbs25 20

maybe she shouldn't steal things. if anything, she owes you a new charger.

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hoosiergirl94 31

She took it and it's ruined now. Someone owes you a new charger cable in my opinion

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teacupofsunshine 29

Don't let her borrow anything again. It might shock her,but then you get to explain you don't want to deal with her bs. Not your fault,she should replace the item as well out of respect for you. I doubt that will happen since its your fault right??!

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idk0002 13

Hey, OP here, first off the kitten is just fine... Just avoids wires now is all. Second, my roommate apparently got loopy on her allergy medication and her sleeping pills and didn't realize what was going on. And third, I absolutely love the puns, thank you very much for making my bad situation better

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sturschaedel 27

Well, at least your roommate was just on drugs, not generally an asshole. And she obviously has a smart kitty. My friend has two stupid cats who bite through wires all the time and they just won't learn from their mistakes.

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Axel5238 29

Awesome, glad that got settled and the cat is ok. Wait, an FML with a completely happy end? Um.. Isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

Ah, that makes a lot of sense now. When I have to take emergency allergy medicine (Benadryl) it knocks me out for the whole day; glad the kitty is okay!

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AtherSheep 15

..That's not emergency allergy medication. That's over the counter allergy medication. And epi pen is emergency allergy medication.

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GhostFox 33

Over the counter medication that is also given in emergencies. It's a sedative and an antihistamine, and is given for both purposes. Granted, doses given in ER's are rather higher than what you should take at home without instructions otherwise.

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davek 36

The cat got a shock from just 5 volts?

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The_ghetto_mango 25

excuse me, but would you like to have a roomie who steals the charger and blames you for THEIR mistake?

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SolarLunix 21

The roommate didn't know what they were doing as OP said. Although, I agree.

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8djht8 19

You should throw the cat in a sink with toaster in her face and be like "oops... my fault" Then hawk a loogie in her face.

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