Money: Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According...

By MrRadin - 04/12/2015 05:31 - France

Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According to him, we should take dumps at work as often as we can, that way, "we'll save on toilet paper at home." FML

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Jatok 17

Friday 4 December 2015 14:28

He's not wrong!

oiler 21

Friday 4 December 2015 14:28

Does he want you to shower in the rain to save water also?

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STFU01 14

Friday 25 December 2015 22:34

The only thing better than pooping at work is getting paid overtime to offload ;-)

kainpwnsu 19

Saturday 26 December 2015 7:32

Seems to be an idea that looks good on paper, but turns out to be a pun comment.

cloudyface 23

Monday 28 December 2015 2:34

Why not just take toilet paper from work that would save house toilet paper too.

twilight2002 17

Wednesday 6 January 2016 4:46

epic funny

missreader 14

Tuesday 19 January 2016 6:16

I don't think that is a bad idea at least he is being smart on saving cost of water bill and toilet paper lasting longer

davidisin 14

Friday 24 June 2016 0:40

"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!"

Sam Arseneault 5

Monday 24 July 2017 2:56

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I poop on company time

Felice Godin 19

Sunday 29 September 2019 7:54

your roomate is an idiot

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