Love: Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was...

By Username - 29/07/2011 21:35 - Netherlands

Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML

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By twelvie - 23/03/2015 14:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By foreveralonecatlady - 28/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 1:57

i dont get it? u didnt know him be4 she got engaged?

vanillatwilight6 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:57

i definatly feel bad for you

Comments

anencephalic 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:23

Payback-time, throw an octopus at him when he's sound asleep. That'll teach him.

aguin8 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:23

Jesus loves you!

batman4eva3113 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:25

sounds like you again!!!

Captain0bv10us 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:26

Aww sorry to hear that :( hopefully he is mature enough to not bully you any more

musicalmaggs 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:26

you again... that describes your life. sorry!

maggiewalters 17

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:33

I have only two words to say: You Again.

hotpinkpepsi 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:37

you again much

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:40

Sounds like that movie, You Again.

Piinkdottx3 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:44

damn that sucks! hopefully he has become more mature? best of luck!

hercules1293 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:08

it's that movie: You Again

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