Health: Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee.... - FML

By "Audrey Harmon" - 20/04/2017 16:00

Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 05:01

Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 22:00

Today, my sister kicked me up the ass with such precision that I’m still bleeding from my asshole where the toe of her shoe tore the skin. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 20 April 2017 17:07

I've been there with my kneecap, OP. It's not beautiful at all.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 April 2017 16:27

Someone knee-ds attention.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 April 2017 16:27

Someone knee-ds attention.

Audrey Harmon 4

Thursday 20 April 2017 18:59

Punny XD

RoseCrystal 17

Thursday 20 April 2017 17:07

I've been there with my kneecap, OP. It's not beautiful at all.

JpRose 1

Thursday 20 April 2017 20:19

Welcome to the club OP, try doing on the hills of San Francisco, that's something I'll never forget

Meh45 8

Thursday 20 April 2017 22:50

I dislocated mine rollerblading. Apparently, planting your foot and turning is a bad idea.

bleh_idk.soooostute8yirgywrdjyrwudetzauyeqsteazteazu 5

Friday 21 April 2017 4:18

I did that 2 times it SUCCCCCS

GhostFox 33

Friday 21 April 2017 10:32

At first I thought the FML part was that it happened because your sister tackled you, not that your knee dislocated. Then I remembered most people don't have dislocations almost every day. Do RICE procedure and look into something to hold your knee caps in place while the muscles and tendons heal.

dramaelf 37

Sunday 23 April 2017 6:59

I've done that, it is so freaking painful.

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