Miscellaneous: Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted...

By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By the_pheasant66 - 26/06/2010 10:31 - Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By neveragain - 16/03/2012 05:11 - Canada

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

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By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 18:32 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

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By 2classicNot2 - 09/04/2011 07:52 - United States

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

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mpj13 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:22

I bet you look sharp now

flockz 19

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:22

is your sister 5?

Comments

katcot99 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:23

You didn't feel the sharpie pressed against your face...?

fishface517 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:26

I let my sis do my eyebrows once. After much pleading. I got the same results. OP- do them yourself. Trust me, you would feel better if you messed them up yourself.

DogsPaw 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:34

Wouldn't you recognize the strong ass smell from the sharpie 2 inches from your nose?

peachesncreem 21

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:36

OP, if your sister plucked that much of your eyebrows, why not just shape and fill it in with an eyebrow pencil? It's easier to remove than a sharpie drawing.

CanadianLambiee 1

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:45

Ridic. You must've had huge ass eyebrows or you're ridiculously retarded.

glittercookies 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 5:48

The first time I ever got my eyebrows waxed, they were waxed right off. A week before a date. Just redraw them with a light eyebrow pencil and no one will notice!