Today My sister made slime, in fear of it drying out she went... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2017 08:47

Today My sister made slime, in fear of it drying out she went and found a container. The same container that held my precious stone collection. I had been collecting these rocks for 5 years plus had rocks shipped in from all over the world. She tipped the rocks out and lost them.They are gone. FML.

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