Conflict Resolution By FML Approved - 06/10/2017 03:00 This is basically me during every conflict I've ever witnessed. I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 111 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. It all was going fine until my mom asked aloud, "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied, "No." I'd actually been painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 458 You deserved it 4 301
Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML I agree, your life sucks 488 You deserved it 107
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 551 You deserved it 2 727
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML I agree, your life sucks 34 361 You deserved it 9 322
Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I'm actually alive. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 979 You deserved it 2 624
Today, it started off as a good day, until my guy friend called me in the middle of me turning my vibrator on. He was crying so I couldn’t finish. FML I agree, your life sucks 654 You deserved it 827
Today, according to my husband, if I die first he won’t be looking after my son from a previous marriage. Either my sister will have to take him or he’ll go into foster care. He doesn’t want kids of his own, so he’ll be dammed if he has to look after someone else’s just because I’m dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 509 You deserved it 948
Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 184 You deserved it 7 591
dude knows what's up haha
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