Conflict Resolution By FML Approved - 06/10/2017 03:00 This is basically me during every conflict I've ever witnessed. I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 113 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 301 You deserved it 8 032
Today, I got a new trainee at work. She was the experimental one-night stand I’d had several months back and never called again. She kept making remarks about how excited she is to be working under me again and winking. This is gonna be a long couple of weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 602 You deserved it 1 377
Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML I agree, your life sucks 911 You deserved it 384
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 103 You deserved it 79 062
Today, I had a dream in which an electrical outlet began spewing water. It then spoke to me, "You’re not telling ANYONE about this." I then woke up with laryngitis. FML I agree, your life sucks 865 You deserved it 127
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML I agree, your life sucks 633 You deserved it 397
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 124 You deserved it 3 198
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 405 You deserved it 2 988
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