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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 17:12

A guy with a vibrator and journal? Hmm, whatever floats your boat.

kevind23 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:57

I'm a guy, have a journal, condoms, and a vibrator in my room. I'm not that messy though.

Comments

plexico 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:21

I'll bet she also shrunk the vibrator a bit, if you know what I mean.

kevind23 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:57

I'm a guy, have a journal, condoms, and a vibrator in my room. I'm not that messy though.

krissT 0

Friday 14 October 2011 11:20

why do you have a vibrator dude

whyowhy26 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:05

YDI for not specifying your gender. =/

Nissi 17

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:32

If you're young enough to be still living with your sister and family, you shouldn't have those things in the first place.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:11

OP could be any age and still live at home permanently or temporarily for various reasons. Further education? Armed Forces? Carer for an unwell relative? Besides, who are you to judge how old a person has to be to have condoms and/or a vibrator. Grab your hair and pull hard until your head comes out of your ass.