Intimacy, Embarrassing and Pranks: Bad pranks are annoying

Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 12/07/2022 02:00

Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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Jump scare

By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By Aries_gurl - 23/10/2018 08:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML

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Puppet show

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

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bobsanction 18

Friday 17 January 2020 20:07

Should have windmilled it to assert dominance.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 January 2020 20:42

Sounds like a PornHub script. If you didn't lift this story from there, you ought to produce the video!

Comments

bobsanction 18

Friday 17 January 2020 20:07

Should have windmilled it to assert dominance.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 January 2020 20:42

Sounds like a PornHub script. If you didn't lift this story from there, you ought to produce the video!

wwyd4aklondike_bar337 10

Saturday 18 January 2020 3:19

I love this girl!!!

the_catherine 9

Saturday 18 January 2020 10:36

What sane teenage girl wants to see her brother naked?? I mean, she must’ve known that this would be the outcome...

magnumpeyote66 6

Saturday 18 January 2020 14:52

Obviously your sister has some weird incestuous kink and needs to see a therapist

pjsr 32

Saturday 18 January 2020 17:31

Your sister gets the award as “Best Wingman of the Year”. Her friends will remember this as long as you.

MercyBite91 5

Sunday 19 January 2020 3:32

why are we assuming it’s a guy

Joshawott 21

Sunday 19 January 2020 10:54

The icon next to OP's username (in this case, "Anonymous"). When people submit stories, they can choose to identify their gender, and this one indicates that the OP identifies as male.

zaid spade 12

Monday 27 January 2020 14:28

Yo sister a freak

Tyler Millner 2

Wednesday 29 January 2020 20:54

*jazz music stops *banjo music intensifies

Marcelb 17

Thursday 26 March 2020 1:33

Well, maybe her friend told her she was interested in you and "wanted to see more of you". Your sister being the good friend she is of course made it happen. Or maybe I've just seen too much ****.