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By Anonymous - 21/08/2017 02:51

Today, my step mom accused me of being depressed because I sleep in until 10AM every day. She is forcing me to see a therapist with my own money. She and my dad seem to be completely ignoring the fact that I work the night shift. My therapist agrees they are the problem. He still takes my money.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 23 August 2017 20:18

Don't actually go to the therapist. Tell them you are and just go somewhere else. Or make them live on your schedule for a few weeks and when they sleep in start harassing them about it.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 23 August 2017 20:18

Don't actually go to the therapist. Tell them you are and just go somewhere else. Or make them live on your schedule for a few weeks and when they sleep in start harassing them about it.

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