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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Maryse - 27/12/2024 18:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:23

Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...

Comments

loopsy_fml 14

Sunday 6 November 2011 17:31

Again? Just stop using that site

kookinkookies 0

Monday 7 November 2011 7:17

That's just sad

nutwrap 5

Monday 7 November 2011 18:10

Time to move to Kentucky where you can make it happen #LaFamilia

KingaScr 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:26

hahaha sry

Seduisant 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:49

Keeping it in the family, niiice(:

Armygirl234 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:49

Dating sites are not perfect. IDEA, go out and find your own man.

Rarah 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 13:08

Hooray for having the same taste?

suxs4ulol 22

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:34

move to alabama!

rinkagamine_fml 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:30

Well, if he's hot..go for it. just don't breed.

lesbian221 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:30

O wow

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