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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 06:01

Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML

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By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By Maryse - 27/12/2024 18:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML

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By Nothanksimdone - 09/07/2021 15:59

Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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that1guyyy 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it

bryans1990 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:23

Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...

Comments

soccerbabe92 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 19:44

Maybe you guys just have a lot in common. :]

Jesikuh420 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:53

You know what they say, Incest Is Best

traviemojo 0

Friday 4 November 2011 16:52

So your parents are brother and sister?

vegis 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:01

Gross

Fakunda10 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:42

Wow

yatusk 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:59

Maybe you should move to Alabama. I here that's legal there

snakeswollower 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:00

thats funny lol and bad....lol

ryanyandel 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:55

You are from Kansas inbreeding is acceptable there so go for it!

jdubulous 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:29

Wait do u live in 'bama?

soccerg40 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:35

If ur from the south thats fine

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