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By Anonymous - 01/06/2017 20:00

Today, one of my best friends accused me of stealing her friend. I wasn't aware that we hadn't managed to graduate from nursery school despite nearing our thirties. I was also unaware that friendships could be owned/stolen/etc. FML
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nononsense14 8

People of all ages can be possessive of friends. Especially when you meet someone through them. It's sad. But true.

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Rebecca Stockert 16

Friend thief how dare you... the humanity... lol...

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Rebecca Stockert 16

Friend thief how dare you... the humanity... lol...

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Ivenoidea 1

maybe she has fallen in love with him/her, maybe she doesn't have many friends and thinks that the time he/her spends with you is time he/she can't spend with her, maybe she feels that he/she likes you more than her. In any case, she's just jealous, and the solution may be to spend hang out all together.

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BanjoCheeseGuy 26

I don't mean to nit pick, but you can say they or them instead of he/she or his/her.

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MidnaLink 33

It was well after Nursery School when I first heard this, but… Make new friends, but keep the old. One is Silver, and the ofher's Gold.

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Glowworm56 26

A ring is round, it has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend.

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nononsense14 8

People of all ages can be possessive of friends. Especially when you meet someone through them. It's sad. But true.

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Jenmic 14

Is your friend's name Michelle by any chance? She's going to be 30 next week and it sounds like something she would say.

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Hexiayue 5

Your friend is a little sensitive.

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Kate Amanda 2

Never let friends meet through other friends your exprience is the reason why lol

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zezili 18

Sounds like you've got the right attitude at least! Time for your best friend to grow up or get lost imo.

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