Animals: Today, our cat killed and partially devoured our pet rabbits.... - FML

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By Andei - 16/04/2016 06:46 - Russian Federation - Solnechnogorsk

Today, our cat killed and partially devoured our pet rabbits. To help our children grieve and to learn about the process of death, we planned a funeral. When we came outside to bury the rabbits, we found the cat pooping in the hole we had dug for their grave. FML

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