By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 10:05 - United States - Palmdale

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML
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perdix 29

Did you belt out a big "Woo-hoo!" afterwards?

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danonno 5

I swear this is going to be me one day!

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egggoop 3

I may have done this with a sample of orange flavored water...

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lochiamochia 25

There's nothing wrong with drinking or partying. It's all in moderation: how you do it, when you do it, where you do it, with whom you do it, and why you do it.

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iwadasn 32

If OP parties so much that they down any beverage like a shot by reflex, I think it's safe to say they aren't practicing moderation.

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starcravingmad 5

Considering communion wine is served in mini cups the size of thimbles, or at least they are in the Lutheran church, I don't see how this is a problem? Besides, communion wine tastes awful, I thought slamming it back was standard procedure.

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ksks1234 33

Lutherans don't just use grape juice? Every Protestant church I have attended used grape juice. The Catholic Church has a chalice that everyone drinks from.

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starcravingmad 5

They serve both wine and grape juice in the Lutheran church. The grape juice is primarily for children, but you get to choose which you'd prefer. I suppose downing a chalice *would* make a lot more sense in this FML, thanks for enlightening me. Although I gotta say, man, I'm glad whenever I was forced to take communion as a kid I got my own cup. I am way too OCD and germaphobic to have to share with so many people.

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ariellove1992 8

This is why I don't go to church

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kasmol 16

Its okay if you shoot the sacramental wine, just so long as you don't ask the priest if he wants to eat the worm.

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