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By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 20:19 - Switzerland

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By EpicFailTime - 22/02/2011 02:21

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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AaronTkr 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

grandma knows how to party!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 8 August 2011 8:52

"I'm sorry officer I don't see.... GRANNY PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON! ...a problem here."

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AngelBrenda3811 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:51

That's what I'm talking about! Grandma knows how to throw a party

Saam143 0

Friday 12 August 2011 1:43

RAAAAVE

MissyBoo13 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:11

grandmas are crazy!

MuziKMajoR 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:25

Last 86 year old party I went to o man that was crazy beer crack coke and a bunch of drunk driving on the wheel chairs dam good times

secerodylan1 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:31

they needed it to be loud so she could hear everything

Arch27 27

Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:30

Holy crap... it's taking everything in me not to burst out laughing at work. I was thinking the same thing though.

loserman67 35

Monday 15 August 2011 20:26

That's what you get for not inviting the neighbors....

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:32

Keepin' it real ftw.

Irakli_1 27

Sunday 15 January 2012 17:49

cool neighbours, I definitely don't envy you.

chilearmy123 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:21

First!!! Suck it

BCrazzi 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:56

That happened at my friends 11th bday party.. At 7pm. It was too loud for the neighbors kids to go to sleep-_-

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