Miscellaneous: Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called...

By Someone - 22/02/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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By Mika_Ookami - 21/02/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By fbcaught - 09/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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Plenty of pep

By awks - 01/10/2012 12:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:03

The way I see it, you have three choices: A) Dye your hair B) Play sick and stay home C) Get kicked

AnnyAnarchy22 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:00

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Comments

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:09

That's not fair. The REAL Kick a Ginger Day is on November 20th (which by the way, was a Saturday). My friends said they were still going to kick me on Friday, so just do what I did OP. Skip school that day. It's fun! :D

xoxchelaxox08 17

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:17

You look high as **** :)

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:46

I kinda wish I was high as **** right now. :)

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 19 March 2012 23:38

You really dø look high. O.o Lol.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:09

You and the other ginger can start a "If you kick me today I'm gonna **** punt or split ball sacs open with my steel toe boots day."

the_undead 11

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:09

KICK A GINGER DAYY :D <3 gingers have no souls !!!! [dead serious face]

Justine94_x 31

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:11

Sucks to be you.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:13

I personally think having ginger hair is exotic, It's not very common. And the gingers I have met all have pretty green eyes. Which is also relatively rare.

RinaRina 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 12:50

thank you :D i have green eyes and red hair originally :D

yesiyes 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:13

ur SCREWED

ciaraoh1 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:17

they kick because they are jealous. redheads are the best. :)

sublime420 11

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:20

Oh, boohoo. Learn to take a joke. And a kick.

iluvmemicookies 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 2:25

yeah is there a way to subscribe? This guy is hilarious in all of his comments.

monster5rawr 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:22

thanks for warning me that cause I'm a Ginger too and I know how you feel

BoyceyBoy 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:25

I'm a fellow Ginger, bring your knife, and your pepper spray to school, should keep you safe. Also, print a batch of easy-fill restraining orders, to be on the safe side. :) P.S: Don't take this seriously. :P