Health: Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners...

By onorexveritas - 06/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Modesto

Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

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onorexveritas 23

Thursday 6 September 2012 23:00

it sucks ass lmao but its kina funny to look at xD

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elephantom12 9

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:55

Why so serious?

PYLrulz 17

Thursday 6 September 2012 22:56

I'm sure that's no laughing matter

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KingdomKey_ 8

Friday 7 September 2012 0:35

That's actually pretty cool. Considering The Joker is a badass!

Zachthejoker 10

Friday 7 September 2012 0:43

That is ******* amazing!:)

ElizaZee 9

Friday 7 September 2012 1:04

Hopefully it stays around for Halloween and you can go as the joker!

doglover100 28

Friday 7 September 2012 1:07

Acne sucks.

blanccamaro74 6

Friday 7 September 2012 1:08

Or like you have oral herpes

TADspace 30

Friday 7 September 2012 1:11

Well, Halloween IS coming up...

Celina_Lune 20

Friday 7 September 2012 1:36

You could never out perform Heath Ledger as the joker though, so don't get any ideas.

TheRockinIndian 3

Friday 7 September 2012 2:04

Dude that actually sounds pretty badass

headmaster556 4

Friday 7 September 2012 2:17

Scratch the other side to make it look the same then paint your face white and staple a wig to your head!

esines 9

Friday 7 September 2012 6:59

Ouch, why staple?!

gabrayal 10

Friday 7 September 2012 2:21

Wanna know how I got these pimples ?

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