Work: Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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By unemployed - 20/04/2013 00:16 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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By UnderAcheiver - 26/08/2016 20:46 - United States - Cypress

Today, my new supervisor arrived after my old one had transferred away and we had a quick evaluation meeting. As it turns out, I'm not actually a good employee like I thought. I just had a shitty boss who didn't care enough to let me know I wasn't meeting company standards. FML

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Won't someone think of the economy?

By tdizzlehi - 28/08/2020 02:00 - United States - Boston

Today, after coming out of a meeting during which I promised my employees better wages, I was met at the door by my CEO telling me to lay off all the employees I just talked to. FML

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Sunday 24 April 2016 7:25

Wow. Well, eventually the CEO will discover that he sucks... He's bound to mess up again. I'm just sorry they didn't figure it out before firing you!

ccameron12 21

Sunday 24 April 2016 7:34

Wow OP your boss sounds like an ass

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Jetix7402 22

Sunday 24 April 2016 11:24

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brenton490 19

Sunday 24 April 2016 11:28

Horrible bosses part 3?

gladow 9

Sunday 24 April 2016 11:32

Sounds like your boss is a real jerk.

simooooose 9

Sunday 24 April 2016 11:50

Sue the company for wrongful termination.

interesting33 36

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:13

I would appeal - talk to HR, explain your side of things, get some evidence in terms of emails or records and send them to her and HR in a concise and respectful letter, explaining what truly happened.

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:22

Sorry to here that OP hopefully you'll get a better job :)

swanheart 35

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:34

Sadly some people like the ops boss can go their whole careers without being found out. It's not fair of course but sometimes life isn't. Hope you get back on your feet soon op!

monagro 22

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:35

Just tell the CEO and explain what happened.

trucker2 33

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:53

Your word against theirs !

v4valour 15

Sunday 24 April 2016 15:34

Guess who loses? The little guy, that's who

interesting33 36

Sunday 24 April 2016 16:07

Might as well try though, rather than just leave and look guilty

athens619 13

Sunday 24 April 2016 17:24

time to sue him and the company

jeffprobs 29

Sunday 24 April 2016 18:28

Although your boss is a huge dick, your CEO is also a bad leader. Firing you without hearing both sides of the story and making a decision without a complete understanding of the situation is stupid.