Love: Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that... - FML

By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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BadAssBandit897 9

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:04

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:15

Well....no pressure.

kellyrose0322 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 16:16

Get out while you can!

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JennNoVa 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:24

Sounds like the beginning of an episode of Dateline NBC.

cannonman1863 17

Sunday 24 February 2013 1:07

Well, fortunately for us, the OP was able to post this

illegalbeagle69 23

Sunday 24 February 2013 2:12

Buy a metal detector and put it by your front door. If it goes off when he walks in... BACK DOOR.

thuminthumz 5

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:16

run..op .. run

heyred 11

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:33

Run far, run fast!

thewife5 19

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:38

Almost being the key word

jayceejaco 15

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:53

That escalated quickly...

yaoifreak 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:55

ummmm......RUUUN!!!!!!!

juliamtz93 8

Sunday 24 February 2013 5:19

Yikes!

SammiixSue 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 5:53

Break up with him. Very, very carefully.

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