Miscellaneous: Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored....

By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:03

If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)

nightowl713 25

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:02

At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)

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Ceejay1 13

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:48

And your point ?

goldens_fml 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:09

This is not an FML, Go whine somebody else.

IW_RIOT 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:24

Why was it evacuated?

jdizz16 16

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:30

Oh no! Not a shower cap!! Your life is officially over!

JasbAngel_fml 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:37

Say, it's a fashion statement!

maebelline12 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:37

hey at least u weren't in the changing rooms!!:)

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:38

Rock that shit, OP. Everyone knows there is nothing sexier than a disgruntled girl in a shower cap. ;)

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:48

Starving African children can't compete with your woes.

Kevin_Dwayne 6

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:53

well that's ****** up

Boss402 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:12

lame FML

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Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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