By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
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kc202488 0

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

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cucumberfabulous 7

Hahahaahaha so would I..

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treesdevin 0

ahahaa i think all of us would ...

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Stupidpoorpeople 0

YDI for using the word "tangle" even though the event was told in past tense.

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humorizer 14

Or maybe it was being told in present tense, and the other verbs are in the wrong tense!? Did you ever consider that? Now that's some major matrix $hit there. (Sorry, I usually don't curse, but I couldn't figure out another word that'd get the same idea)

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unblue_x_skye 0

it should say, "while i was taking it off, i realized the big security button was tangled...." and so on. but whatever. i dont even care. :p

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capslockisgood 19

The only error is "realize". Its in present tense while the rest of the story is in past tense.

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crabbyxboom 0

i'd die of laughter if i witnessed that.

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caancoha 0

LOL. Aren't there little gun-type removers? I think they did it to embarrass you.

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kc202488 0

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

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oarisimo 4

I work in retail and we don't have those....

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James64138 26

I work in retail and the devices to remove security tags are only at the front of the store.

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kotabones 0

Likewise the security devices where I worked were pin style and could only be removed at a register. So cashiers would be removing them if any item no longer required them.

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kder0aeon 9

ahhh maybe some stores...mine definitely does not. had this happened we would have had to do the same....

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rialbybba 19

I work retail and those magic guns do not exist.

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unfortunate_13 5

haha now that truely is an embarrasing moment!

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teehee520 0

That's priceless. I would have loved to see that happen in real life but for now I'm patiently waiting for a video of that to be put up in Youtube.

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M13LO 0

hahahaha so how much did you cost when they rang you through the price scanner? (I hope you had a scan label on you to :p)

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