Miscellaneous: Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun...

By We're still popping them - 27/02/2015 00:35 - United States - Fremont

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

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Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2024 13:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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Friday 27 February 2015 11:25

You know it's pretty unusual to shoot bubble wrap

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 27 February 2015 11:34

Your neighbor is an idiot. A gunshot is way louder.

Comments

HikaKao 7

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:18

How does bubble wrap sound like a gun?! I live in Canada but I'm still pretty sure a gun is louder.

ronzi 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 4:51

Very intrusive neighbours given they stick their ears to the walls to mistake popping noise for a hun shot! Sorry op!

Gorebabee17 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:53

Haha definitely made me laugh.

SUN_lover 19

Saturday 28 February 2015 11:54

A gun shot? Clearly haven't touched a bubble wrap, your neighbors childhood was full of crap!

AfroFluff 23

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:05

How loud where does Bubble wraps? Did you like pop one of them as big ss your fist?

Narianos 9

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:39

Man, and here I thought popping bubble wrap was supposed to relieve stress, not add more.

doge71 8

Saturday 28 February 2015 18:22

I like the fact that your name is, "we're still popping them" XD

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:41

I'd hate to burst their bubble, but if they think bubble wrap is loud enough, then they're a little popped.

havahnegila 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 22:51

It's awesome that you pop bubble wrap together for fun !

brennanking73195 1

Monday 2 March 2015 0:23

one, your neighbors are dumb. two, I love the fact that you and your gf were sharing bubble wrap. that is real love, man

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