By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
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Pleonasm 35

I think that's a sign to do him right there on the table. At least that's the signal that your Mom is getting across

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

That sounds like a typical parent, not so much an FML.

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Cainicide 5

Well, at least he knows. For future reference.

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hihome 7

Hey guys, I apologize if anybody thinks my comment was offensive in any way. I'm really sorry guys.

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deathy94 14

It's not offensive. Just a lame joke, that's all.

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Posthuman 26

He knows for scientific purposes later.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I see you're new here. The number one rule of FML is that if the comment isn't funny, says something negative towards a popular FML-er, or completely misinterprets the FML, you're gonna get thumbed down. And 9 times out of 10, if you post another comment trying to save face, it's gonna get thumbed down twice as much. Don't take it to heart, though- The best of us get thumbed down. Except the mods, because they won't let us. Doesn't stop me. Any comment I see from Alan, I get a sharpie and draw a thumbs down beside it, just to prove a point.

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Cainicide 5

Top comment because the other one got deleted. I feel special.

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bluevayero 42

and thats how i will prevent my daughter from having sex!!

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, now they're onto chemical bonding. Or maybe they're studying on how to make a haploid cell turn into a diploid cell.

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ryry013 6

I'd like to delete this comment. But I can't. I wish to save FML from the ugliness of its past state. :(

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Pleonasm 35

I think that's a sign to do him right there on the table. At least that's the signal that your Mom is getting across

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lilhellian 26

Something tells me she would stay and watch, maybe correct him.

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mclauren29 22

That's not really a normal reaction, is it? I thought most mothers would be against their kids having a sex life with some person she has never met. That's awkward. FYL.

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spaboolly 26

Apparently in this case, the wanna-be grandma's wishes are more powerful than common sense or regard for her daughter's own life decisions. Let's hope she was just trying to scare the guy off, and she's not actually that crazy. (Trying to maintain some faith in humanity)

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echosaints 5

Idk, It sounds like she was trying to scare him off. If someone asked me to give them "exactly" 4 grandchildren I would be gone. Ops mother is genius!

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ocramavaf 15

you'd better not disappoint her or else she could go poking holes in your condoms

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Cainicide 5

This wasn't a very well-thought-out response.

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ocramavaf 15

it was a joke... I'll crawl back in my hole now...

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BulldogHoops 14

No need to worry, those of us with a sense of humor would like you to stay out of your hole. This was a solid comment!

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Exactly four? I was always wanted 3 and a half...

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laurenlovesjb 20

I know. I hate how some people vote YDI on things where people clearly don't deserve it. It's like they think it's funny, but it's not.

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Dixbfloppin 11

It's probably (and hopefully) on accident by those who are on the app. I almost hit YDI myself, glad I didn't.

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FML_Whale 18

I've made accidental button hits, but normally, it's trolls.

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MikeFoxtrot01594 11

On PC, you can quickly quick "I agree, your life sucks" multiple times quickly, giving multiple votes. The problem is that when it registers, "YDI" shifts over to the left, often getting clicked.

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AussieChild 22

Exactly 4 children?? Not 3 3/4 children? Or 4 1/2 children?

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Meettitan 14

....Or.... 1..... or.... 2....? I don't know if the mother wants bodyparts strewn across the room.

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gc327072 30

56- AC was making a joke about how lots of times national averages of children per capita will be non-integers, making for humorous conjectures like "~2.5 children? How does one have half a child?~" Or are you being sarcastic too.....

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